A brunette goes to see her doctor: "Doctor, I don't know what's wrong with me but I
hurt all over." "What do you mean?" said the Doc. "Well, if I touch my shoulder here,
it hurts, and if I touch my leg here, it hurts, and if I touch my head here, it hurts, and if
I touch my foot here, it hurts." "Tell me," said the Doctor, "Do you dye your hair?"
"Yes," she said "I'm really a blonde." "I thought as much, you've broken your finger."
